Where do I start...

Life is full of contradictions, however many are avoidable and would make life so much better if we tried to avoid them.

Let me give you some examples.

We have a cost of living crisis: Australia spends $500,000,000 on Halloween!

We have a Shadow Minister for Small Business: he attends the races as a guest of Lion Nathan, an oligarchic conglomerate from Asia.

Victoria must pay its teachers more than other states to keep the best: Victoria has the lowest class sizes in the country with the equivalent of 20,000 teachers that are surplus to needs. ( EYE LUV TEACHES)

Diversity is our strength: South Sudanese unemployed youth kill two 13 year olds with machetes.

We need to build more houses to dampen pricing: AFR today “House prices jump 6pc as Melbourne outstrips Sydney (Sweeney)”

Kids are our future: Australian Newspaper today, “Parents asked for kindergarten kids pronouns”

22.9% of NYC is Jewish: NYC about to elect Jihadist Mayor Zohran Mamdani

This is NOT a contradiction: I am a global thought leader and need to be listened to….

Must bolt, off to Flemington to drink French champagne and eat cucumber sandwiches without the crusts at a fund raiser for disabled LBGTIQ+ war heroes from Nigeria.

Bottoms up!